AWAKE Caffeinated Caramel Chocolate Bites, 0.58oz

Consume on AWAKE bite and you'll be ready to lace up some complicated boots. Two bites and you'll be ready for a 50-mile (80 kilometer) commute on rollerblades, or possibly explain hedge funds to a Labrador retriever. Three bites and it's business time - you're on your way to a corner office on the 85th floor...by taking the stairs...on your hands. Eat four bites and the laws of time and space will no longer apply to you.*

*Actual states of AWAKE may vary by height, diet, disposition and willingness to believer.