AWAKE Caffeinated Milk Chocolate Bites, 0.58oz

Consume one AWAKE bite and you'll be ready to send a fax, or possibly several emails.  Two bites and you'll be ready to demand a raise, arm wrestle a swole bro, or bench press a small coworkers.  Three bites and it gets real - you could possibly create the greatest spreadsheet known to humankind.  Eat four bites and you're in hurricane territory.  We pity the fool who gets in your way.*

*Actual states of AWAKE may vary by height, diet, disposition, and willingness to believe.